USB Massager



Not all of us are lucky enough to have our own personal massager to hand to rub all of our troubles away from those strenuous days at work. A solution was needed to relieve all of those aches and pains we get sitting behind (or more probably in front of) our computers all day. And guess what? We’ve found it for you again. In the amazing form of the USB Massager.

A perfect gift if your boss is stressing you out? Are his unreasonable requests making you want to superglue hm by his toenails to the ceiling? Calm down, calm down, you really need to relax! Just don’t use it too much because if your boss sees you, there’s a good chance of you receiving your P45!

The USB Massager is a USB powered device (so no batteries needed!) that lightly vibrates at 3600 rpm, making it perfect to use to ease those work stresses away! All modern PCs and Laptops have a USB port, so when you’re sitting at your keyboard, trying to get that report finished, with your boss moaning at you and the phone constantly ringing, kick back and relax with the USB Massager!

It can be used to ease aches and pains or just simply to help you reduce stress. Hold the ball against your body and massage away – it has a simple on/off switch and is very easy to use. It is perfect for easing neck pain, shoulders, back or temples and with a 1.8m cable it can easily be positioned for maximum impact. The USB Massager comes in blue and pink and is guaranteed to have you completely relaxed in a minute all from the USB port of your PC. Ahhhh, the wonders of modern technology!


  • USB massager – plugs into any USB port for an instant massage
  • Comes with 180cm cable
  • Size: 9 (diameter) x 4cm
  • Available in pink or blue